Computer Science Pick Up Lines

Rather then making real improvements on my blog, like finishing the “about me” page, or getting the captcha functionality working to weed out the spam bots, I decided to start working on the Computer Science Humor Section!

For years, I’ve been reading hilarious picks up lines of all types! Math ones, physics ones, etc… There’s even a facebook group dedicated to nerdy pick up lines! Unfortunately, we, as the computer science collective, are failing in our prerogative of making pick up lines to rival the math and physics ones!  So I decided to start collecting all the really funny computer science ones into one big list. I’ve been collecting them for a few years now, and decided to share them with you. So go ahead, click on the “Computer Science Humor” tab, its all there.

The reason why I love nerdy pick up lines, is the fact that no one in their right mind, would ever user them. They exist as a testimony to our nerdy creativity! Henceforth, I present to you my top 10 favourite pick up lines:

1. I sent you a packet over UDP and lost it. The day I find it is the day I stop loving you. (My own creation! Yay!)
2. If you were a part of my domain, we could share cookies.
3. Most people say women are NP-complete, but if I get you into bed, I can solve you in polynomial time!
4. Baby, you must be running a TCP protocol, since every time I talk to you, your body gives me an acknowledgment!
5. You NP-complete me.
6. No matter how I sort things, you’ll always be first.
7. How about we go home and you handle my exception?
8. Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you sudo access.
9. You had me at Hello World.
10. while (true) { love(you) }

They’re all exceptionally nerdy ones, none of the cheap “I’ll turn your software into hardward” variety. Feel free to add to my list! Enjoy!