Return of the Google Trends (v3.0)

I’ve been playing with Google Trends a lot lately, and discovered a whole bunch of cool new ones!  So lets start with the periodical ones:

At first I was confused by this one, I mean why would black just keep getting bigger and bigger every year?  What was the correlation? I figured it out. It was people searching for “black friday“, so if you compare the two graphs together, they look almost identical:

So that nicely explains it. I then decided to look for cheat:

For some reason, there’s a HUGE spike in the Christmas/new years season, with somewhat of a hump during the summer season. This one perplexes me. I mean, are people more promiscuous during the holiday season? Perhaps in the summer, people wear less, and thus more wandering eyes followed by some action? Who knows! But that got me thinking about pregnancy:

Which gave me perioidc results! This one surprised me, since its so distinct. Maybe the cold weather? As well, note how “birth” correlates quite nicely with pregnancy. I’m thinking, that when girls find out they’re pregnant, they quickly google the birthing process to see what they’ll really go through.

At this point, I moved onto parties and hang overs. There’s gotta be a connection.

Although both are periodic, there seems to be very little connection between the two. I did however, find a correlation between diet and gym:

Why does everything happen during the winter/Christmas season? Anyways, this one makes sense. Dones of turkey during the holidays, followed by gym for a bit. This got me thinking about the seasons, and I got really nice results:

See that? Isn’t it pretty? A lot of weddings happen during the summer, so I decided to check it out too:

Which worked as I expected. Lots of weddings in the summer followed by a  sharp drop in the winter. I was actually surprised that “date” was periodic too, and it sorta followed the winter drop as well. Although I suspect it may be a coincidence more then anything. What else is popular during the summer? Festivals!

This one was very distinct, which is why I liked it so much. Here’s one I found disturbing:

The activity with colleges and universities decreasing each year. What does this mean? Are people getting dumber? Here’s a happy one:

Haha, did you read that? I made a “punny” pun. HAHA, did you see that? Alliteration! Whoa I’m on a roll! Okay… I’ll stop now. The trend of happiness and care is quite interesting. It seems to suggest that people are happier during the holidays, but in return they care less. Could this mean that you’re happier the less you care? Well, they do say that “ignorance is bliss”.

Our final result is quite a funny one. You know how you can use google as a calculator? Try it out. Calculate 1+1. I dare you. Its a simple enough thing, but for some reason, Ukraine doesn’t think so:

I mean, searches for “1+1″ from Ukraine drawfs  everywhere else!

That’s all I have for now, enjoy!