I spend a lot of time reading the news, and it seems that everyone is  increasingly getting “slammed” more and more often these days. I hate how the word is being used. It annoys me because when someone says, “[Noun 1] slams [ Noun 2]“, it conjures up imagery of some awesome “pwnage” that has [...]

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Today at work, I was looking for a cache of an old site, Google gave me some surprising suggestions:

Erin Andrews? I wondered who that was. After hours of long and hard, intensive research, I found out. After I rested, I reflected upon this experience, it hit me like a ton of bricks: did Google manage [...]

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During one of my nightly sessions of rampant web surfing, I accidentally typed in the wrong address! To my horror, I was not given the standard 404 page, but rather something from Bell!

For my non-techy readers, let me explain what is happening. Every website on the internet has an “ip address” that tells your computer [...]

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A group of ten evil henchmen enter a bank. The evil leader rises up his gun, shoots a round of shots and yells, “Everyone on the ground! This is a robbery!” Frightened, the bank tellers and clients fall to the ground, quivering in fear, not knowing if they will make it out alive.
One by one, [...]

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For my male readers who read this blog, this should be a familiar sight to you. You’re out in public, and you gotta go really badly. You have no time for the toilet stalls, so you make a beeline for the urinals. You’re a man. You’ve been equipped with a penis, which makes urinals a [...]

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